rebuy:

  hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

this joke cost him $750. rip..

I hope this never happen to me.

fuckyeahfaketits:

Bad news, friends. 

Christy Mack, model, bolt-on bearing pornstar and all-around sweetheart, loved by many (including us here at FYFT), was viciously and brutally attacked and beaten by ex-boyfriend “War Machine” aka Jon Koppenhaver on Friday August 8, 2014. It’s a miracle she was able to escape with her life. She is currently being hospitalized for 18 broken bones around her eyes, a broken nose in 2 places, several missing and broken teeth, a fractured rib, a ruptured liver, injured leg and swelling. She is currently unable to walk on her own or chew due to the injuries. 

Currently, Christy’s medical expenses are over $100,000. If Ms. Mack has brought any joy to your world, you should really reach out and support her when she needs it most. You can donate to her medical fund here

"War Machine" — and yes, this weapons-grade douchebag really did legally change his name to War Machine —  is currently on the run and there is a $10,000 reward being offered for any information that leads to his arrest. If you have any information regarding his whereabouts, please call Crime Stoppers at 720-385-5555.

Please signal boost the fuck out of this. Let’s all show Ms. Mack that we love her. 

No one deserves this.

fap-and-naps:

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

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Delete or not delete???

I just deleted 270 GB of porn, approximately 200 movies. Do you think this would give me a chance to get a life???

30 YEARS OLD MALE VIRGIN turns 2 today!

Thank you all my followers and visitors.

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Just me and my thoughts…..

I might lose all my followers for these answers, but, what can you expect from a virgin at 32 years??

Anyway, this is my fucking life, boring as shit, hornier as donkey and more sexually frustrated than a mantis whose head is being eaten without ever being able to copulate.

How do you get by day to day? does it affect you? And why are you still?


The only bad thing about being a virgin is to think about it 24/7.

To blame all the missed opportunities, live among people with normal emotional development and spend all fucking day hornier than a comal.

I’m a virgin because I’m an idiot. I’m socially awkward, and, I do nothing about it.

» Asked by Anonymous

Only joking haha I couldnt take it up the shitter, why don't you just fuck an ugly girl.

I’ve got it, thanks for the support.

It’s never crossed my mind do that as a solution to mi case, but I guess could be a desperate measure for a desperate situation.

» Asked by Anonymous

Mate I'm male and not gay, but seriously I'd let you fuck my arsehole to get you laid haha


Thanks for the offer bro, but is not into my preferences. I know is a pathetic situation for an adult without physical nor mental impediments (at least I think it’s my case).

A question for all of you… Do you think I need psychological attention? or am I just fucked up?

» Asked by Anonymous

I'm about to be a 31 year old "v", But I stopped caring about three years ago. I'm not ugly, I just hate being around people.

It’s not my case, I do care, a lot. But I’ve done nothing about it. About being ugly… I don’t know, nobody has joked to me about it. I don’t hate people, but sometimes I like to be a loner.

» Asked by Anonymous

Hello, I'm 20 & I'm still a virgin too. Lol I'm just looking for the right person, but what are you waiting for?

I don’t know. I’ve never been in love. I guess I’m just desperate for a sexual encounter, just that.

I’ve never know what I want…

» Asked by the-dreamy-angel